Oilers Lose 5th in a Row

I'm upset that we lost our 5th in a row.

What do we need to do to get this team out of the funk? What? WHAT?

Even Wilson's Leafs have avoided a funk this bad.

I'm past making excuses for the lack of chemistry.

We need ... Emilio Estevez.

He's the answer from above - the Mighty Ducks movie has all the answers we need:

Enough said.

We should all forget blaming Hemsky, Visnovsky, Gilbert, and the goaltending. Souray is playing great. No my friends, we need ... Emilio Estevez.

The tandem of the Edmonton Oilers, Emilio Estevez, and Daryl "Batman" Katz is what we need to turn this team around.

But seriously...

What the heck? Didn't we start this goddamn season with a record of 4-0? Yeah - the talk about good luck and bad luck. But it's time to start playing as a team and the veterans need to do something to help these young guns out of the funk.

I blame it on all the talk about a sophomore slump that the media did over the summer. Bastards.