To your left is
Nick Tarnasky.
I was reading Lowetide's blog earlier, and I wondered, "who should be an Oiler, but isn't?" Besides the obvious answer of Alexander Ovechkin, I really gave a thought to answering this question while I enjoyed my two junior chickens (my first junk food in weeks, I swear).
Anyway, this is my list.
It tries to address the Oilers' main need(s): a checking center who can play on the 3rd or 4th line OR a utility forward who can interchange as Penner, Cole, Brodziak, Pouliot, and possibly Cogliano (pending the Kid Line's performance) churn around in the the MacBlender's hurricane sized innards.
I will address defensive needs (D's and G's) tomorrow.
1.
Nick Tarnasky,
Nashville PredatorsThis dude is one "tough customer," (as EA's NHL Franchise would refer to him as) since he is a mean bastard who will eat your children and ask for seconds. He's a centerman, and apparently he's not too horrible at faceoffs (though he's no Jarret Stoll, mind you).
He's also from
Rocky Mtn. House, AB which is practically next door to Edmonton. Why is he not an Oiler? Beats me. If we had Tarnasky, our 4th line would look something like this:
MacIntyre - Tarnasky - Stortini
(insane Broad Street Bullies of the modern age, version #1)And that's a line that can actually play hockey. Now that's scary.
2.
Mark Smith,
UFAKeeping in line with skilled agitators who play center and take faceoffs reasonably well, we have the mean Mark Smith, formerly of the San Jose Sharks and the lead guitarist and singer of a Bay area band.
Being a rather cheap option as opposed to some other checking centers (
a la Bryan Smolinski), the
Edmonton, AB native is a hometown boy who could find himself alter our lineup as follows:
MacIntyre - Smith - Stortini
(insane Broad Street Bullies of the modern age, version #2)ORCole - Horcoff - Hemsky
Nilsson - Cogliano - Gagner
Penner - Brodziak - Pisani
Moreau - Smith - Stortini
MacIntyre
3.
Bryan Smolinksi,
UFAAnother one of the interweb's big ideas. He may be a bit overpriced for the likes of the Oiler's brass, and we are standing at 48 out of 50 possible professional contracts a team is limited to.
If Smolinski is willing to take a pay cut and play a year or two until Brodziak / Pouliot / Paukovich / O'Marra are ready to take the reigns as checking center, then he will be a nice fill-in.
Cole - Horcoff - Hemsky
Nilsson - Cogliano - Gagner
Penner - Smolinski - Pisani
Moreau - Brodziak - Stortini (this looks like a good energy line)
MacIntyre
Until then, a trade may be more likely and more rational considering we're up to our neck in contracts.
4.
Scott Nichol,
Nashville PredatorsAnother effective, faceoff taking,
Edmonton, AB born checking centerman who is mean, nasty, and loves to take candy from children if it means the Oilers will make the post-season dance. All joking aside, Nichol has proven to be a good, cheap, faceoff taking option despite his inability to stay on in a permanent NHL job so far.
Both Nichol and Smith are good stopgap options to replacing Reasoner and Stoll.
5.
Vernon Fiddler,
Nashville PredatorsMaybe the Predators know something we don't know, but they seem to be stocking up on these tough Alberta boys who compete game-in and game-out. Born in
Edmonton also, Vernon Fiddler is one of these dudes, except he's actually considered more of an offensive player than the other guys I've discussed so far.
Vernon Fiddler would be to the Oilers what
Dan Cleary is to the Detroit Red Wings team: relatively cheap experienced veteran, that can play on lines 1-3 on any given night (aka. the 7th forward), and he competes.
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